He’s my boyfriend.

Do not:

  1. Stare
  2. Touch
  3. Talk
  4. Flirt
  5. Text
  6. Call
  7. Send winky faces
  8. Send smiley faces
  9. Send any kind of faces
  10. Unless it is the “back off my boyfriend” face
  11. etc;

He is mine. I own him. Go find your own dick. 

(Source: pamelajk)

Great Quotes:
Shakespeare: "Never play with the feelings of others because you may win the game but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for a lifetime.
Napoleon: "The world suffers a lot. Not because of the violence of bad people, but because of the silence of good people.
Einstein: "I am thankful to all those who said NO to me, because of them I did it myself"
Mahatma Gandhi: "The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong"
Dr. Seuss: "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."

when you’re playing hide and seek and can’t find anywhere to hide so when you hear ‘ready or not here i come’ you’re all like:

sodamnrelatable:

via sodamnrelatable

(Source: whoiamt0day)